RIOT
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A PARTY GAME FOR UNHINGED ADULTS

RIOT DECK

The party game where being the worst person in the room wins.

Draw a prompt. Throw your most chaotic answer. Let the table riot over who wins. 120 cards. 3–8 players. One ruined friendship at a time.

Ships in 48h 120 cards 3–8 players Causing problems since 2025

Three steps. One riot.

How to start a riot

Learn it in 30 seconds. Lose friends over it for years.

1

DRAW

The judge pulls a prompt card and reads it aloud. Something unhinged. Something that demands a terrible answer.

2

PLAY

Everyone slams down a hidden answer — face-down, anonymous, zero accountability. The judge shuffles and reads them all out loud.

3

RIOT

The judge picks the funniest answer. The winner takes the round card as a point. The table riots. Repeat until someone knocks something over.

Try it. We dare you.

Draw a real card

Tap the deck. See what your friends would have to answer. No take-backs.

PROMPT

The worst person to sit next to on a 6-hour flight is ______.

— card 047
PROMPT

A vanity plate that gets you pulled over immediately: ______.

— card 112
PROMPT

The group chat just devolved into arguing about ______. Again.

— card 009

↑ tap the deck

That's it. That's the whole game. Now go be terrible.

Make it louder

Expansion packs

Three themed decks to crank the chaos. 80 cards each. Slip them into the base deck and watch the room lose it.

EXPANSION 01

DEEP FRIED

Internet brainrot edition

Skibidi-tier prompts and cursed-reference answers. Only playable if your group chat is feral.

80 cards $12

EXPANSION 02

UNHINGED BRUNCH

Mimosas & petty betrayals

Bottomless-mimosa energy. Prompts about flaking, soft-launched boyfriends, and who really paid for the avocado toast.

80 cards $12

EXPANSION 03

OFFICE GREMLINS

Corporate nonsense

Synergy, standups, and someone reply-all'd the whole company. Perfect for the after-work crew that hates their boss.

80 cards $12

Mix one in, mix all three — the base deck handles any chaos level you throw at it.

Words from the wreckage

Reviews off the corkboard

"Started at 9pm, ended when someone knocked over a lamp. 10/10."
Portrait of Priya M., a Brooklyn game-night host

PRIYA M.

Brooklyn game night

"Bought it for a Friendgiving. Three people cried-laughing. We did not eat dinner."
Portrait of Diego R., who ruined Thanksgiving with RIOT DECK

DIEGO R.

Ruined Thanksgiving

"My groupchat has not recovered. Tyler left. We don't talk about Tyler."
Portrait of Sam K., who is still not speaking to Tyler

SAM K.

Still not speaking to Tyler

Pick your chaos

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Ships in 48h. Free returns if your group is too cowardly.

BASE DECK

STARTER

The core riot. Everything you need to ruin a nice evening.

$29
  • 120 prompt + answer cards
  • 3–8 players, 20–60 min
  • Round cards double as score points
  • Ships in 48h, free returns
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THE BUNDLE

RECOMMENDED

Base deck + all 3 expansions. The full unhinged arsenal.

$49 $56
  • Base deck — 120 cards
  • Deep Fried — 80 cards
  • Unhinged Brunch — 80 cards
  • Office Gremlins — 80 cards
  • 360 cards total · Ships FREE
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